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What Happens If You Eat Bad Guacamole

What Happens If You Eat Bad Guacamole?

It was my friend’s birthday party last weekend. I was excited to celebrate with good music, drinks, and of course – guacamole! Little did I know that dipping those crispy tortilla chips into that chunky green goodness would soon lead to 24 hours of pure misery.

As an avid foodie and guacamole lover, I’ve always been cautious about eating guacamole that’s been sitting out too long. But in the fun party atmosphere, I threw caution to the wind when I saw the big bowl of guacamole on the food table. The party had been going on for over 2 hours, but the guacamole looked and tasted fine to me so I dug right in. Big mistake.

The Danger Zone: How Guacamole Can Quickly Grow Harmful Bacteria

What makes the ingredients in guacamole so fresh and delicious – the avocado, onion, tomatoes, cilantro, lime juice – also makes it highly perishable. These foods can quickly start growing harmful bacteria if left at room temperature for too long.

According to food safety experts, room temperature falls in the “danger zone” between 40°F – 140°F. This is the ideal environment for bacteria like salmonella, E. coli, and listeria to multiply rapidly. Guacamole should never be left in the danger zone for more than 2 hours. After that point, it needs to be refrigerated to prevent bacterial overgrowth.

Of course, no one at the party realized how long the guacamole had been sitting out. And I was none the wiser when I ate a big scoop, sealing my fate for a nightmarish bout of food poisoning.

Recognizing When Guacamole Has Gone Bad

In hindsight, there were clear signs the guacamole had spoiled that I overlooked. The color and texture had changed slightly though the flavor seemed alright at first taste. Here are some red flags I should have noticed before eating:

  • Change in color – the normally bright green hue had dulled and darkened with brown/gray tones. This oxidation happens as avocado flesh gets exposed to air.
  • Watery texture – no longer creamy, the guacamole was runnier and softer than normal. The avocado flesh had started deteriorating.
  • Rancid smell – old guacamole gives off a distinctive sulfurous, ammonia-like smell from bacteria growth and rotting food.
  • Mold growth – though I didn’t spot this, sometimes fuzzy white or green mold will bloom on the surface of old guacamole.

Trusting my senses could have saved me from eating spoiled, potentially hazardous guacamole. I should have noticed the red flags rather than ignoring them in my guac-induced haze.

Misery and Mayhem: My Symptoms After Eating Bad Guacamole

Within hours of indulging in the guacamole, the party was definitely over for me. Around 1 AM, I was jolted awake by horrible stomach cramping. I rushed to the bathroom just in time to vomit violently into the toilet. This was followed by the first of many bouts of explosive diarrhea.

Over the next 24 hours, I experienced all the classic symptoms of food poisoning:

  • Profuse vomiting leaving me dehydrated
  • Uncontrollable diarrhea
  • Intense nausea making it hard to even sip water
  • Abdominal pain and cramping
  • Low grade fever around 100°F
  • Headache from dehydration

I couldn’t keep any food or fluids down. I became so dehydrated I had to go to the ER for IV fluids. They also gave me anti-nausea medication so I could start rehydrating with water and electrolyte drinks.

For the next week, the abdominal pain, nausea, and diarrhea continued to affect me intermittently. I had to take off work and missed out on other plans. Eating that toxic guacamole completely ruined my weekend and beyond.

Foodborne Illnesses Lurking in Spoiled Guacamole

What felled me was almost certainly a foodborne illness from bacteria breeding in the old guacamole. The culprits could have included:

  • Salmonella – causes diarrhea, fever, vomiting, and stomach cramps. Can have severe health effects lasting weeks.
  • E. coli – brings abdominal cramps, bloody diarrhea, vomiting. Can lead to kidney failure.
  • Listeria – brings fever, muscle aches, nausea. Pregnant women at high risk of complications like stillbirth.

These bacteria multiply rapidly on nutrient-dense foods like guacamole left at room temperature. Consuming even a small amount can lead to severe illness – especially for those with weakened immune systems like infants, elderly, and pregnant women.

My healthy immune system eventually fought off the infection. But improper food handling can have life-threatening consequences. Food poisoning is no joke.

Avoid The Misery: Tips To Prevent Eating Bad Guac

Looking back, there are steps I should have taken to avoid getting so sick from spoiled guacamole:

  • Only buy refrigerated guac – don’t trust guacamole sold at room temperature from the deli case or buffet.
  • Check package dates – abide by “use by” dates, especially for pre-made store-bought guac.
  • Inspect closely before eating – if any discoloration, watery texture, or rancid smell, play it safe and toss it out.
  • Limit room temperature – refrigerate leftover guacamole after 1-2 hours max at room temp.
  • Add lime juice – acidity stops browning and slows bacterial overgrowth.
  • When in doubt, throw it out! It’s not worth taking chances with guacamole that could lead to foodborne illness.

Following basic food safety with guacamole can spare others from suffering through what I endured. Simply taking the proper precautions could have let me actually enjoy my friend’s party!

What To Do if You Accidentally Eat Bad Guac

If, despite your best efforts, you end up ingesting foul guacamole here is my advice on recovering as quickly as possible:

  • At the first signs of food poisoning, drink plenty of fluids like water, broth, or electrolyte beverages. Avoid milk, caffeine, alcohol, or sugary drinks as these can worsen diarrhea.
  • Monitor symptoms closely. Look for signs of dehydration like excessive thirst, dry mouth, dark urine, dizziness.
  • Call your doctor if vomiting, diarrhea, or dehydration persist beyond 1-2 days. You may need medical treatment for fluid loss.
  • Seek urgent care for symptoms like bloody stool, high fever over 102°F, or inability to keep any fluids down. These are red flags of a serious infection.
  • Stick to a BRAT diet – bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. Plain foods are easiest to digest during food poisoning illness.
  • Once recovered, report any suspected food poisoning to the health department. This helps prevent it from sickening others.

Though unpleasant and disruptive, most food poisoning runs its course without treatment. But dehydration and other complications can arise, so monitor closely and seek medical care if symptoms don’t improve.

My Conclusion: Don’t Mess Around with Guac!

As a longtime guacamole aficionado, I learned the hard way about proper handling and storage. What I intended as a tasty party treat turned into a nightmare illness leaving me violently ill for days. All from eating spoiled guacamole sitting in the temperature danger zone too long!

This experience made me hyper vigilant about only consuming freshly made guacamole and avocados. I scrutinize the color, texture, smell – anything off and I won’t touch it! My aversion is so strong now that I don’t bother ordering it at restaurants either.

Of all the foodborne illnesses out there, getting sick from guacamole seems particularly ironic and unfair. But it’s a vivid reminder that following food safety principles applies to even favorite dishes, no matter how tasty. I’m sticking to my new strict policy – if there’s any doubt about the guacamole, throw it out! Your stomach will thank you.

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